High Gas Prices will Solve America’s Health Problems

There much whine about rising gas prices lately. My two kids don’t whine that much when it’s time to turn off tv and go to sleep.
I wish it would go higher and solve American health problems.
No, I’m not crazy.
Here is my thinking:

Expensive gas = expensive transportation = expensive food
Expensive food = smaller portions = losing [...]

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